Daily Warning to Fundies

My uncle, John Morrison, lived to be 100 years old.  One of his favorite things to do when I was a kid was sit directly across from me puffing Douwe Egbert smoke from his pipe and reciting the names of urban newspapers: Cleveland Plain Dealer, Indianapolis Star, Memphis Press-Scimitar…  Well, inspired by Uncle John, we have come up with our own occasional newspaper called: Daily Warning to Fundies.  This is a Bible verse we put up each day as the skeletal index finger emerging from beneath the black-robed arm of the grim reaper and pointed straight at every American fundie as a warning.  Here is today’s verse, so all you fundies listen up and listen up good:

For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the Lord of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch. (Malachi 4:1)

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